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The Satan's Day! (Public Bar & Brunswick Crews)

Tue, 21 Feb 2006 12:22:41 GMT

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Aight, I'll just go straight to it... Ready?

This was on the 20th of Feb, the worst fuckin' day ever! Okay, so me and Tony was at China Town getting some cheap foods. The truck was coming towards Tony, so I told him to watch out. I didn't watch my steps, so I fell over. It was 4 steps falling over, if you know what I mean. Like, I was trying to balance myself back up, but I ended fall down, my face was nearly hit the ground, but I got my hands down first. My wrist was really hurt, still hurts, and my knee too, and my Rolex was broken, but I think Tony found his way to fix it then! Thanks bro. Anyway, we had lunch, and I was saying to him that today or the whole year's gonna be bad because of that, well guess what. There's something more about the day.

Okay, so we were gonna find an apartment today, we looked around St.Kilda road area, and shits. And we were waiting for the key for this place, penthouse, we were so excited about it, but it was quite expensive. But we wanted to look anyway. Well, we had to wait for a key, so we drove around and come back. We didn't know where to park, so Tony parked at the Loading Zone, normally you can do that not over 15 mins. We thought that we are getting a key straight away, but we had to wait! So we waited and takes turn to look out for the police for the parking. Then I got a key, filled in form and shit, went out, Tony's car was gone. And he came back with a $105 ticket!!! Err! So we were like what the, it's because of me falling down!? Anyway, we looked at the apartment, and guess what. It was shit, old and smells, and its Penthouse! BULLSHIT! FUCKIN' SHIT PLACE! So we were pretty disappointed, and wanted to go to the beach just to chill out. So we did, and we got Scott and Rich to come around as well. I got my singlet on, and what the fuck, it was fuckin' cold!!! The beach supposed to be hot, gosh!! Then Scott left, so me, Tony & Jenks went to the golf driving range, just to kill the time and relax. I felt a bit down all the time, and nothing could get me up that day.

After that we went to Jenks' house to check out his photos from Japan and Thailand, so that was good. Then me and Tony had to go and pick up Edmond, Tony's brother in the city. My friends called me over to go to the public bar, so I wanted to go, because at least maybe beers could get my stress away. So I went, and all the crews were there. It was good, got pretty tipsy, then we decided to go to Brunswick street, to Evelyn. So we took a tram, and fuckin' guess what!!?? I got attacked by the tram inspectors! They were fully want my details and shit, but I lied the shit outta them by saying that my first time here bla bla. They took my fake concession card. I gave them my gaurdian's number and also my address. They were trying to call him but he didn't pick up, so they left the message. They got my address, so they fucked off. I yelled out, 'Get a fuckin' real job you cunts!' And went on with my night...

I called my gaurdian after and leave the message, telling him to ignore those people and call me. So he did today, and I hope everything will be fine. They probably will send me a fine on the mail. Anyway, after that night at Evelyn, I was just drinking, so depressing! But was good fun, good seeing everyone. Thanks guys for cheering me up, I hope everyone's situation will bright up soon, and I'm sure they will, and I will too. Peace.

The City Cruisers

Sun, 12 Feb 2006 02:52:06 GMT

The City Cruisers

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Oh, What a night!! Last night on the 11/02/2006. Well, Jenkins just came back from Thailand on last Thursday. So we went out on Thursday too, but it was dead in Melbourne, so Jenks was a bit disappointed. But last night we have shown him a good time. The new route around the city that I haven't done it before and it was awesome! It was a fine day, Tony & I just cruised around St. Kilda beach and Port Melbourne with his Audi. It was a good chance for Tony to check out chicks! Haha. Anyway, we had Chinese food before that and then Chocolate place with Ice. After I came back home, I felt so sick! So I had a nap, and then it was time to go out. Plowy was sleeping, so I left first to meet up with Jenkins at Cookie. I got there, waited for Jenks, and finally in Cookie. But Morris who works there could get us a very cheap drink wasn't there yet. So we decided to buy some beers first and sit at the States Library, haha!

It was good, but I still felt sick after half of a beer. So I decided to go and throw up, because I was up for a big night and wanna drink a lot! So I did... I know, yuck! So I was catching up with Jenks. We were drinking Budweiser 3 each. It got us started for a night.

Then we got to Cookie, and all the 1 year younger than us highschool people were there, so it was once again, a reunion! It was good seeing everyone. We went to joined our crew, Plowy, Jake, Bartlett, Ed and Morris. Chatting up, was good chillin' out. Morris was buying everyone drinks, so he didn't get me some 'cause I missed out the round, so I bought a fat Asahi. We kept chillin' out with da crew and the girls joined in. There were Swan, Gen & Georgie. I got really hyper and bought a Jameson on the rock, and that got me real good. Jenks was just drinking beers, Plow was drinking 151 mixed with Rasberry and Coke? I think. And that was good too. So I haven't finished my Jameson yet, but Morris was buying another cheap round, so I ordered another Jameson for 3 bucks!

Cookie was dying slowly so we were thinking to go another place. So we left, I nearly got ran over by a car, ah well. I didn't die. So we walked through Little Bourke, take random photos, and here we were at some alley way, the coolest bar I've ever seen. It was ghetto, walked in, and it was like a normal bar, but when we walked to the back, it was another story. This place took out another alley way, and it was all bars, and got no roof! People were dancing with the hard house music, it was brilliant. This guy stopped me and ask if I was Japanese, and he was talking about the gang in Japan, and I told him I knew that, 'cause I went there in 1995! Haha, I was like 10 years old! But I told him that Jenkins just recently came back from Japan, so they chatted up. The crew just wanted to take a shot of Tequilla at this place and go. But this place was rockin'! I wanted to stay but ah well. We took shot each, and left.

So we kept walking through and I kept spear tackle to the bins, fuck, I was such a trippa. Anyway, we're at the La La Land bar. It was quite, but another cool place to chill. Morris bought us a shot each again. But this time it was Bundie, 'cause it was cheap! Eww. And I bought 4 long necks each for 7 of us. We took a shot and kept drinking beers, take random photos. I wanted to go to the toilet, you know those funny signs on the door representing boys or girls toilet? I was standing there confusing which one is the boys toilet!? So the 2 bar chicks were like laughing at me. And they ask, do you like pussy or penis? I was like, umm, of course pussy. And they added, then go to the one you like. So I walked in the pussy one and they held me back and laugh, and led me to the other one, haha. Man! I wasn't that drunk, it was a very confusing pictures, you gotta see them!

Anyway, we got pretty tipsy. Me, Jenkins and Plow decided to leave. So we did, and walked along King street, I think. And then the 2 black kids and 2 white kids wanted to sell us drugs. And yes, I was drunk and say yes! But Jenkins' held me back and said that Plow still got some at home. But I wanted to buy from them, because I had money and I have never bought shit from the street before. So I bought 14 bucks for a gram of green. And Jenkins was saying that oh man, they ripped you off! And then they standed up trying to fight Jenks, but I was in the middle and say, hey man its cool, I got your shit, its cool. So they were like, man you're a good man, nice doing business with ya! And they were offering us more drugs, eg: etacy! Wow!

Jenkins wanted to go to the asian club! So we went to the Platform 1... Plowy called up a friend who's like own the place or something, but he said it was a wog night! So no asian ya'll. Haha. Jenks was disappointed.

We kept walking along the Yarra river, and heading to 11A where Shaw & Dennis are working. Kept taking random photos, I threw a milk crate to the river and shit like that. Then we got to 11A, it wasn't that good. Shaw was there, Dennis was out of his head and still working! But man, he was really out of his head. So we left again.

So we kept walking towards Crown, passed the Aquarium and did some crazy shits (check out the photos on the album) and walked across the bridge. The fuckin' 2 kids on Iced tried to pick a fight on us! It was 2 people before us paid them out, but they thought that we did. So I was drunk and I asked them do you want to buy a gram for 30 bucks? HAHA. But they weren't interested and Plowy was in front smoking ciggie, and me and Jenkins got hold back. And Plowy didn't say shit, and they were trying to get Plow. But Jenks and I stopped them. They were like, look after your friends mother fucker, and shook my hand because I was happy drunk! And then we walked away and Jenkins was saying something, so they turned around, grabbed Jenks on the neck and punched him, but it was like, a pussy punch! No damage, nothing! And I broke them off and was about to smacked them out, but they were just fuck off. Jenkins wasn't hurt, but he wanted to revenge. Plow was like, nah man, lets not ruined the night. The people walking behind us got picked on from those guys too, and was talking to us about it. Then 3 little kids were standing near the bridge, looking at us. I didn't see them and kept spearing the bins. The kids were lovin' it and they were following us. 2 boys and a girl. They looked really young, like 15 years old or something. And I offered them 30 bucks for a gram of weed, haha! They didn't smoke, but they kept following us and wanted to party with us. I kept spearing a bin. Haha! So we left the the Boulevade, apparently Jase was working there so we could scored some free beers. But it was closing, and they wouldn't let us in! So we decided to go home to da 313...

The night wasn't over yet, we ordered a 24 hours delivery Pepporini's! HAHA. While we waiting, we watched a Family Guy and I tried my stuff. The pizza guy came, and he was so creepy! He was trying to ripped us off! It was $29.90 for 3 pizzas, 1 garlic bread and a coke. I was sitting down counting money, and he said, it's $40! We were like, what the, and he just stood there looking at the bill, and we were like, dude, here's 30 bucks and 10 cent tip. Me drunk, asked him have you a tip yet? And he said no, so I gave him another 40 cents, haha.

Tony came and joined us after hard study, and everyone just eat pizzaa and passed out. We went to bed around 5am! Arghhh, what a night, I needed that...

Thursday, November 24, 2005

Thu, 24 Nov 2005 02:29:10 GMT

The Best Weekend Eva!

Well, well, I just came back from Canberra this morning! Actually yesterday,

its 2:25am right now, I've been doing my assignment, fuck!

Anyway, how to start telling this story eh? Umm, well my bus was leaving on

Friday morning, so I thought that I shouldn't sleep on Thursday night. So

Plowy called me up, and we bought a bottle of Bacardi 151, and were drinking

almost all of it that night! There was this Swedish guy (Plowy's next door

neighbour), and Will Dennis were there. We were so drunk, and I can't

remember much anymore haha! Just that we went to get a munchies at the end?

Shiet, I was totally forgot about that night, but anyway, lets move on. I got

back home around 3:30am, so I started packing for the Canberra trip seeing

Jana. And 6am, off I go. I walked from my apartment to the Grayhound bus

startion (30 minutes walk). It was quite far, maybe because I was drunk!!

The bus was about 20 minutes late. This dumbass bus driver doesn't know how

to tick the name off either. So it was taken longer! I got really annoying,

so I put my headphones on and tried to sleep. I couldn't sleep at all on the

bus. Jana called and I was in Canberra already. I got there around 4pm. Yea,

9 hours bussing, shieet.

So I got there at the Joliment centre. Jana said to meet up with her at

Flatheads because she is chilling there after work. Okay, notes: I haven't

been eating since last night. Well, only 1 sausage roll on the break at

Aubery station. So, looking for a cab, there was no fuckin' cabs!! I called

Jana, she gave me taxi number. I used my mobile, and I was put on hold number

16!!! So I waited and wait, I thought it was free call. Then it got to number

3, and I found another cab parking in front of me, so I was like, thank god!!

Got on the cab, checked my credit on my phone, and I had 2 dollars left!!!

Waiting on the queue for cab costs me 20 bucks!! Ahhh wellll...

Yayy, finally arrived at Flatheads, my baby and her brother were there

waiting for me. Hug hug, kiss kiss, and I was gonna eat there, but I didin't

feel hungry anymore, so we went for a drink instead at All-Bar-Nun. A lot of

Jana's friends were there like, Illiya, Rainer, Lisa, Kristy, Mika and so on.

I got to know most of them now. Then yes, everyone was doing 48 hours benders

thingy, so I joined in! We kept drinking until 7 or 8, then went back home,

unpacking my shit. Then there was a house party on tonight, and it was huge!!

The house looks awesome, with the decoration and all. We arrived there pretty

late, around 11-12 midnight. So we kept drinking, stealing Kristy's drinks

hehe. Sitting around chillin' and telling jokes, good fun. Then we went to

the backyard, there was the band playing funk-jazz, really cool music. Then

it is time we take some eccy, me and Jana took half, and yes, the band

sounded so much better! Haha. Then the fuckin' pigs came and told the band

off, because we are in the neighbourhood, it is too loud! So no more band,

but there is still a DJ inside the house. I danced with Jani non-stop. There

was a smoke machine too. We couldn't see anything much, just because our eyes

are going the other way around, haha.
Then we took another half, it was awesome. Jani, me and others were dancing

all morning.

It was 7am in the morning, we are still up and it has been 48 hours for me.

Everyone else has left except me, Jana and Illiya. There were a lot of cool

random people. They were sitting up the back of the house, smoking up. People

telling jokes, it was chillaxing and enjoyable time. Then we felt a bit tired

and hungry, so we left the house around 8am. We rode our bikes to the cafe

where Dylan is working. Ordered some foods, but I couldn't eat much. So we

left, and bought 6 packs of beers, then we all went home. We tried to sleep,

but I only had 2 hours sleep, and Jana, probably an hour! Then around lunch

time, I think we went to Flatheads and have some food (couldn't remember

much). And then met up with Dylan who just finished his first exam at Old Bar

Nun. Had more beers and started to get drunk again. So tonight out it was

just me, Jani and Dylan. We started of going to Hippo Bar. It was awesome,

because I like this place. It was full on a lot of cocktails on the menu. So

I ordered the Asian's names cocktail. I think the first one was Jet Li, and

the 2nd one is.. um, something. Haha. Jet Li was good, but the 2nd one tasted

like Green Curry, haha. Jani was drinking a lot, cocktail + some shots! Dylan

was pretty drunk with his Russian drink. So we were pretty drunk at Hippo,

the next target was Moosehead where Joel is working there! We were really

pissed walking to there, but needed to straight up a bit, 'cause the bouncers

were pretty tight. We went in there, Joel was working and we were all just

jump in and hug him! It was great fun. Then more beers! We invented the new

game where 3 of us hold 4 pites of beers, and just share around the beers by

passing around non-stop! It wasn't just good, but it was great! The music

wasn't too good, so we decided to go to this place, it was like all Asian

people, and a lot of angry and nice Thai people. I don't remember the name of

that place, because it isn't that good! We went up there, had to pay 5

dollars each. The place was really dirty. Many Thai people came up and talk

to Dylan and Jana, and I made some new friends as well. We were having a good

time there, spent the rest of our money on beers, (a lot of them). It was

going well 'til this guy pushed Dylan down on the ground. I saw it first so I

went to stop them. Jana wanted to get outta there but those guys were holding

Dylan back. So I held Jana back, and sort things out, 'cause I didn't want us

all to be desperate. Those Thai guys I made friends earlier were friend with

the guy who pushed Dylan, and it all sorted out. We basically got kicked out

of that place. Dylan was really drunk, I was holding him up all the time,

then there was a HUGE fight in front of the place. Full on bottle smashed in

the head and running punches. We held back for a bit and watched the great

fights. I was really amazed because there were no cops at all! We kept

walking, and planning to go the Mooseheads to get more drinks, and guess what

happened again, HUGE fights on the alley way, full on bottle throwings and a

lot of angry people. And again, we held back and enjoy the great battles. The

fights had finished then guess what again!! Another fight in front of

Moosehead! This time there were Islander people, (however you wanna call

them), very violent and scary. So we tried to get in Moosehead but Dylan

looked too drunk so we couldn't get in. So we wanted to go back. Dylan was

seriously couldn't walk at all, so Jana found the trolley, and we put him in

there and drag him along the footpath 'til we found the cab. The cab driver

was real nice, and we were fuckin' pissed. We got home, I put Dylan to bed,

me and Jani off to bed too.

It has been 56-70 hours or something we haven't been sleeping. We were

planning, nah, thats enough, it has been over 48 hours (bender), and we

wanted to sleep for the whole Sunday. BUT, Joel who was working at Moosehead

had a party at 7-8am in the morning! I was like, holy god. Jana couldn't

stand the loud music and chatting, so she left. I was trying to sleep so bad,

I think I slept for an hour and a bit. I poked out the windows and saw Jana

joining them drinking. It was 9am in the morning, and we had beers for

breakfast! People kept coming in Jana's room and getting me to go out. So I

was like, finee, so I joined them. We were drinking, having a good hungover

time. Then all the Moosehead's crews left. Jani and I were really tired and

hungry. So we went to Flatheads again for lunch. Then Micheal got off work

and told us that we could go and hang out with him and his sister Anna at his

place. So Jana and I were thinking why don't we just do 100 hours bender

then! So yeah, a long bicycle rides to Anna's place and yes, drink more

beers! (Bought more beers) We hung out there for ages, talking, having a good

time. Jana and I were just drunk, Micheal and Anna were getting into it.

Micheal was teaching me lots of party tricks, eg: open the beers bottle lid

with lighter, and bend the lid with bare hands, whatever. Jani called Illiya

up for the updates for the Cat Empires' concert tickets. We got them but

couldn't get it for Anna and Micheal. We hung there for a bit more, and left

to the house first, getting ready and waiting for Ills and yes, drinking

more! Then we left to see The Cat Empires at ANU, parked our bikes and got

in. It was a lot of people, there was a band that played before The Cat

Empires, they were shithouse. But we were just getting really drunk. So the

Cat came and we just danced. We tried to go in the huge crowds. People were

just pushing us to get away, but we just wanted to party alright!? We got in

the middle. Jani and Ills took half, but I just kept drinking! Jana kept

going to the toilet and getting water, the crowds got annoying! There was a

guy in front of us was fucking stink! Ills just ripped out the J and smoke it

with Jani. The stinks guy turned around and shakes his head saying its stink.

We were like, MAN, YOU ARE STINK! It was gettin pretty hot, so we just walked

out from the crowds and start dancing near the table. It was great fun. These

old ladies came up to Ills, and told him that we got moves, all 3 of us have

rhythms in us! Haha. Random.

The end of that night, we were just going straight back home...

Woke up, got the biggest hang over. It was about 2pm, I think. The first

night that I had good sleep in ages. It was neary 100 hours we didn't sleep.

Me and Jani successed it!

Last day in Canberra for me. It was pretty emotional for me and her. I wanted

to stay more, I had the best time ever... God I love her. She got such a good

heart. And I'd do anything to make her happy. It was time to go for me, Jani

called the cab. We said goodbye, well, it was more like, see you later.

I love you ja baby.

Saturday, October 01, 2005

Sat, 01 Oct 2005 18:10:48 GMT

McBain's 21'st Birthday

Firstly, happy b-day Iain, my man. The Party was awesome, thanks for the invitation, and yes it was the best night man!! (Check out the photos at http://spaces.msn.com/members/oey2k/ )

Anyway, start of the night by went to this 'high class' bar calls, "Trader Bar" where Greg & Foster were there already. I didn't go to the ATM and get the money out, because I thought we were gonna be in short time. So I had about 5 dollars in my pocket, and I thought I could buy just 1 drink at this place. But the lowest price of beer they have was about $6.20 for Cooper! I was like, holly molly, "Greg, can I borrow a dollar 20?". It was so embarassing, I was putting my arms resting on the bar, and the lady was like, move your arms please. I was like, shieet, who does she thinks she is. And she repeted, please move your arms, and she added, "Haven't you had a Cooper before?". I was like, man, this lady thinks she so good or something. And she said, "You gotta roll the bottle like this, to get the bubble, gas whatever to comes up". And I was like, whatever lady, just want a drink dammit! But yeah, too high class for me. I didn't know shit. Greg was really drunk before the birthday party already. He had about 6 Burbourns for himself. And he gave me one. And then another beer, then another. So I spent only 5 bucks at that place, and it kept me going already.

We walked outta there, and saw the boys, Evo, McGreggor, Antoine, Nothy and etc. walking towards the place, so yes, hi! I haven't seen these boys in ages. We walked in the place, shieet, another high class place. I took out my headband, 'cause I knew I might get kick out or something. Tah dahh, a lot of Ex-Geelong Grammar School people were there! Quite surprising, 'cause I haven't seen them in ages. First thing I saw there was a drink though. Once you grab what was on the traits, where people serving drinks, you will be drinking that for the rest of the night. I grabbed a beer. So I drank VB all night. Victoria Bitter MATE! Yes, Iain seems to have a really good time. A couple speeches from Dr. McBain, his sister, close mates and McGreggor. They were quite funny. A bitta slide shows of McBain's pictures. Hamish and I walked around a lot and see people. Actually I just change a person who I walked around with every 5 minutes or something. Jules, sam, Hamish, and etc. It was great. A lot of foods serving, and infinite drinks, hoo rey! Mrs. McBain came up to me, and she was like "Oh, you are Oeeyyyyy, rightt?" I was like, "Hey Jenny, Mrs. McBain, how are ya, you look nicee!" And she said, "Thank you, so do you, lets go and walk around see my friends!" So I walked around seeing all the moms, so I was pretty popular, knowing a lot of people who's older than me too. Haha. Funny shieet.

We were deciding whether if we wanna go to the after party. People said, Cubar, Cubar, which kinda far away, and the other said, The Loft! And they had this big argument, and saying that the b-day boy is going to Cubar. I was like, lets go to The Loft, its better shieet. So we went and we knew that McBain is gonna be there! So yes, he was there. Awesome party! And there was this breakdancing thing again on the dancefloor. People shouting out my name again, to go and break dance! I was like, shieet, I'm drunk, spinny, and now I have to spin more!!?? So I did, and I joined in these 2 black guys, and the other team we busting against were white people. So we totally kicked their asses then. I only knew like, 2 moves, but it just look sick. Everyone loved it. And the guy was like, man you got some moves, whats your name, and I was like "DJ OEY-STA!" Hehe.

The night seemed to be faded away and the time is passing late. So we just said goodbye, and happy birthday to McBain, and good nights. I walked back from Lonsdale to Southbank, that was pretty crazy. I was dressed up in suits, and this guy was like, "Nice suit, mother fucker!". And I ran, yes. Quite scary, but I got home okay. Drunk, ate Migors, and gone to bed. The End...

Friday, April 29, 2005

Fri, 29 Apr 2005 16:44:49 GMT

TO:

phantazeum@hotmail.com, allyb_86@hotmail.com, chocolateispink@hotmail.com, tonylui111@hotmail.com, dimitrirulz@hotmail.com, l.harris-baxter@ugrad.unimelb.edu.au, icei7@hotmail.com, pwynnseree@yahoo.com, jess_williamson@hotmail.com, jenkins869@hotmail.com, deepbluesurf54@hotmail.com, andrreas@hotmail.com, misskaiagregory@hotmail.com, vezzy@fastmail.fm, gypsymonk@hotmail.com, laurahawkins@hotmail.com, mads_manifold@hotmail.com, starbright_03@hotmail.com, sarah_wwt@hotmail.com, tessleigh@hotmail.com, kenno_t@hotmail.com,richardvollebregt@hotmail.com,greg_reynard@hotmail.com,hoebytrade@hotmail.com

Helloooo from Thailand !

Hello, hello and sawasdee krubb all !

Yes, as most of you all know that right now I'm in Thailand and its awesome! I just came back from my beach house in Hua-Hin, had an awesome Songkran's festival there! (water festival and Thai's new year) I went with my family, so it wasn't full on. There were a lot of people there, sooo fun to go shopping, well.. it was too many people actually, we couldn't really moved in the market.

I've been back here for 2 weeks now, but haven't done anything much. Just relaxing and eat really.. hehe.. ohh and play tennis, but its sooooo hot here, like friggin' hot!!

I hope everyone is well, and I miss you all already. I expect most of you to come down to Thailand in the end of year alrighttt!? It will be good fun. I think my beach house will be available for everyone to parrtaayyy!

Alright, I'd better bounce. I'll keep meself update later on. Reply me if you have something say! I'd love to hear from you all :) Take care now.

PS: *Notes from each person*
Tony - You Chinese, I'll be sending you money soon for the rent, and kick Tigger out, haha.
Jenkins - Are you jealous? When are you coming down, August? I love chicken
Tommy - I'll see you back here next month! C*nt Eyeeeee!
Kaia - Stop watching TV and get a job! Haha.. I'm Renee
Vezza - I miss youu mwahhh! :)
Julia - Thanks for the e-mail! I'm good here, wish you were here krubbb!
Dimi - You are the hottest wog around, haha. We have such a hot hats.
Louisa - I will send you an Absolute Thai Vodka for you to get you shitface!
Jess - Whats up you hot stuffs!?
Ice - Ice Ice babbbyyy!
Plowy - See you at JMC ehh! (as soon as I sort out with my parents.. a bitta trouble)
Mads - We'll get together for the Arts session when I get back!!
Molly - Sorry I didn't tell you about I'm coming back here... miss ya!
Kenno - Whats up you pom ! I miss you man.. How's England?
Greg and Ferra - You can stay at my place, help Tony pays! haha.. What is Anthony's email address? Oh I forgot, Ferra is still angry at him eh? hehe

TO:

phantazeum@hotmail.com, jess_williamson@hotmail.com, dimitrirulz@hotmail.com, l.harris-baxter@ugrad.unimelb.edu.au, icei7@hotmail.com, pwynnseree@yahoo.com, jenkins869@hotmail.com, mads_manifold@hotmail.com, starbright_03@hotmail.com, misskaiagregory@hotmail.com,vezzy@fastmail.fm,kenno_t@hotmail.com

RE: so hot right now

Hello Ju Ju! (and people I decided to FWD this to..)

Well, firstly its wayyyy to hot in Bangkok. Like seriously I would pass out while I walk on the street or something. So most of time I stay home mope around in bed like you do Ju, with an aircond on. Hehe.. They said this time of the year in Thailand have the worst weather. There was one morning I woke up with the thunders and raining, and my toilet downstair was actually flooding...! And 2 hours later the rain stopped and it was hot for the rest of that day.

The stuffs you are learning at uni sounds pretty complicated Julia! I'm glad you find it interesting though, because I'm pretty alien about those stuffs. Haha. 6000 people, thats a lot.. is it?

I haven't been doing anything much here, really.
Here's the routine of most of my days...

8 am - Get up and open the door for my dog to go downstairs
10am - Wake up, brushing teeth, shower
11am - Go down and have some breakfast (already made by a maid)
11:30am - Watch some news, (well, TV!)
12:00pm - Lunch serves in the living room
13:00pm - Still watching TV
14:00pm - Try to find some jobs here on the Internet
15:00pm - Watch more TV (+ playing X-Box)
16:00pm - Play some music (if weather isn't too hot, I go and play tennis)
17:00pm - ... I don't know what I'm doing this time...
18:00pm - My parents back home
18:30pm - Chit chat with my parents, brother
19:00pm - Dinner
... then, well you take a guess what I'll do.. WATCH TV and SITTING MY FAT ASS DOWN on the COMFORTABLE COUCH!

Huhuhu... pretty intersting eh? I've done absolutely nothing here...

You might think that I'm a lazy fat ass, but I'm not really. I went to MBK the other day. I must be very careful these days because the terrorist from the south came up and bomb some of places around Thailand. The latest one was at some airport in Thailand... The poor dad and son were waiting for theirs mom to come back from Bangkok. Then, boom! The dad died and the son lives. And right now he's in hospital, and he doesn't even know if his dad still alive. He's only 6 years old for Christ sake..! Horrible.

Well, back to MBK, I bought a lot of stuffs, FAKE stuffs, CHEAP stuffs! (are you reading this Ju?) hehe, its all good here. I've been meeting a lot of lost old friends here and its awesome seeing them again. Will have a BBQ party at my house next week. Should be really good.

My uncle just had an operation. Just went to visit him today. (He's Australian) and we talked a lot about Australia.. How me and my friend drove from Melbourne to Byron Bay! We talked about Brunswick street. He loves music like me. He got about 10 billion songs on his 3 iPods. Its amazing! He likes to watch live bands and stuffs like that... He made me reminds of you guys, friends over there. I miss you all :)

Well, the cat sounds pretty random Ju. Look after him well, is it a good cat?
And Stevie has a girlfriend!? Damn, the DJ pulls girls right? Hehe. Go Matik!

I am looking forward to party up with you too Jules and everyone. Will be winter there when I actually get back. I loveeee winter! Brunswick in winter would be nice ehhh!

Okay I hope I'm not boring anyone. I'm sorry, if it is. If you love reading this kinda stuffs, send me back and hola to me! I'd lovee to hear stories from everyone. ya'll !

Much love
Oey(ster)
PS: Anyone got DJ Matik's email?

>From: "Julia Ford" <phantazeum@hotmail.com>
>To: oey2k@hotmail.com
>Subject: so hot right now
>Date: Fri, 29 Apr 2005 17:19:57 +1000
>
>Hola Oey!!
>How are you? Well, life sounds really tough for you in Thailand. All
>that tennis, subaking, shopping...jeeze, im not jealous at all. Fuck
>you! That is so unfair! Well its still fairly hot over here, not
>much is happening though. I'm too pov to be going out, I just mope
>around in bed all day! haha. Yesterday I protested against some
>legislation that is going to affect Unions at university, that was
>cool. there was like 6000 people or something! And I also found this
>weird cat with deery. We don;t know whose it is, so we're just
>looking after it. Its sorta ugly, and it has a cold and sneezes
>everywhere, and is constantly meowing.
>
>Im looking forward to you coming back, ill have someone to party
>with!! On monday Im going to check out Illz Illa, I'll be thinking
>of you. Oh, and Stevie has a new girlfriend (ooooh!!) so i don't see
>him much anymore either!! I hope youre well,
>
>Jules
>

Friday, February 04, 2005

Fri, 04 Feb 2005 04:48:49 GMT

Yooo Hoooo.. :-o Egypt! And back to Auz

Hey hey, heys! Yeahhh, whats going on all? I'm sorry for all ma fans of my blog/diary that I haven't been updating this thing a lot. I've been pretty busy, mainly PARTYING! And studying for my final exam for my diploma course... I will be alright, I guess. Just hoping to finish all my assignments soon. So, see? I'm freakin' busy at the moment.

Well, I went back to Thailand for a bit, for Christmas and new year. But I was over in Egypt for Christmas. And thats when Tsunami happened. We were gonna go to Maldives Island, near Sri Lanka, so I could have been DEAD! We were soooo lucky. If I was dead, I wouldn't be here writing you diary, hehe. So thank you Egypt. And rest in peace to all the victim, and southern people, I'm fully supporting you all. I'm trying to donate money as much as I can over here in Australia, and please move on!!

So, about Egypt! It was sooo good... I got cursed or something. I was really sick, because I was kinda making fun of the gods and kings. So I had a stomache and got really, really sick! And my brother got a bad dreams as well! That place is kinda creepy mannn :-<

Yeahhhh, Pyramid! We made it! I'm sure the Aliens came and build this amazing sheitte! (Me, Dad and my bro)

Family's photooo! Isn't this beautiful!?

Group photo! Whee hee!

Look at mee, I can touch the top of Pyramid!

On the camel, and my mom up the back!

Me, mom and my bro at.. some temple, haha. Can't remember, too much information!!!

Me, my dad and bro, at the same temple, acting like cool dudes, dudesss :)

The face of Ramesis the Second!

Abusimbel, the day we had to wake up at 2am, catch the flight at 3am, and got here at 6am!!

My parents. Look how big those things are!

The biggest dam in Egypt! Damn dam big!

Mom and I at... some temple... Sheit! Can't remember the name! Hahaha.. :D

Nile River, before we're getting on the boat!

We are trying to be the Egyptians!

Making fun... Thats why we got so sick, haha!

Me and my bro... Making fun, hehe...

The Tour Gang!

Look how big the pole is! There are like, thousand of them!

Ramesis the Second... RESPECT!

Light and sound system!

Yep! Thats it! How cool are these photos huh? Then I was back in Bangkok and then to Hua-Hin, to my beach house. It was really quite then due to the tsunami! I saw Noi, (Pru) he is a good bloke, very cool guy. Then thats pretty much it!... But had a real good time in Thailand, spending time with my families!

Then back here again, in Australia. As I've said, I've been partying and studying at the same time... Here are more photos! Hehehe...

Tommy, his G/F (Kaia), Me, Jenkins, Bav and Modh at Billboard! I miss Bav and Mohd!!

Ya'll gonna make me lose ma mind, Up in here, Up in here! Yeahhh, Niggaaa!

F**k, ran outta memory! Will update more later on alrighttt! Peace out ya'll!

Tuesday, November 23, 2004

Tue, 23 Nov 2004 14:24:58 GMT

It Was Late At Night...

Hey, yeah yeah yeahs, what sup people. From many requests, they wanted me to update my diary, so here it is again.

Look, I'm moving! Ha, huh? Oh, ohh, ma, mwa, mwahh, he, hee, heee! Isn't this funny?

Right now? I'm downloading 'The O.C''s season 2, episode 3! Man, this is the best show on television so far. Well, in Australia, they are bloody slow, so I've been hacking through system and get it to watch before everyone, well in Melbourne, for most of people!

Sh*t! I just finished downloading it! And it's 3:40 in the morning! Should I go to bed or, watch it now! It is a freaking awesome show, arghhh!!!

Anyway, I haven't been doing anything much. I went out heaps with the OGGs people, pretty cool seeing the old friends. And apart from that was just studying. I had exam last week, and I guess I did it beautifully, so no worries ya'll, ya'll...

Got more assignments coming. Have to do it in 3 days, for all of them. And then back to Thailand on the 18th of December!! Sh*ts, need to get everything done before I go back too... Intense, ladies and gents...

Right now I'm hearing people screaming from the other building, I was wondering what's going on, so I poked my head out and see, and there, I saw a police car, chasing after this bloke.. okay.. wtf man... I'm sooo random, hehehe...

But thank you for reading this though. I hope you all find it interesting to read, haha.

To know more about me, go to...

http://profiles.myspace.com/users/42049

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Friday, October 22, 2004

Fri, 22 Oct 2004 06:36:44 GMT

Nigga What !?

Haha, that's right, welcome to da 'Organism Engineered for Yelling'..?? Why, I don't know, haha, but cool hah? You can do your own name too, go to, http://www.cyborgname.com/

It has been awhile since I last updated, so here we go! Are you ready!? I said, are you ready!? Guess, you guys are not ready, so bye...

Haha, yeah that's right, come back and read this!

Well nothing has been happening in the last few weeks. I've been really busy doing a lot of assignments, giving me headche! Arghhh, give me a Panadol! Yea, and I have a practical exam on Mackie next week, I hope I will do well! After this I have to study for it, and yeah, should be alright. Have to meet up with people to do a group practice tomrrow, and I'm a leader, haha, because I have to bring the instruments, ahh well...

This is a T.L.A's console which I will be using after the pratical exam for recording, whoo hoo! Looks cool eh? There is my raver friend, poking his head out, Chris, and Jemma up the back smiling, rockkkss, Raghhh!!!

Two weeks ago, umm, maybe 3 weeks... Anyway, my parents were here in Melbourne. I had a real good time, but sooo tiring. I had to take them around, man, we walked all day, all night! Hehe, but it was good seeing them here. First night, I had to go out with Foster, Bavin and Tommy. I had a dinner with my parents and they asked me if they can go clubbing with me, haha! I was like, nigga what!?

Mom and I, at the clocks garden (whatever it calls), near Art Gallery, hehe. So cute eh?

Dad and I, at the coffee shop in QV! I love QV :)

Hehe, but they ended up sleeping! Me, Foster and Tommy finished the slap of 24 beers and headed to 'FFour' (Little Collins St.) but it was sh*t house, so we headed to 'Cherry Bar' (Flinders Lane). It was really good, but I don't think Tommy and Bavin like it that much, because its like the rock bar, and I don't think they like that kinda music. But me and Foster were dancing, drinking all night! Then Tommy was chatting up with this chick. I was like, umm, she's hot, so I kept dancing in front of her, she was staring at me! Then Tommy went to get a drink, so I cut his lunch and stole his seat, haha! So I chatted up with her, she was a real nice girl! We talked almost about everything, I was so happy! Then I looked at her feet, she got no shoes on, because she broke it while she was dancing. But she loves my moves so much, and she told me I dance like Usher, so she wanted to dance with me!

Yep, I dance like this guy, and I'm hotter than him thats for sure, bwahahaha! Thats right girls, come to meee!

(Left) Foster and Tommy are raping each other a*ses! Hahaha, on my bed!!? (Right) Bavin the trippin' out boy!

Then we danced so much, I was sooo happy and I thought that this girl is amazing. It was 5:30am in the morning, the bar was closing, all my friends were tiring. So I said to her, goodbye, and asked her, at least can I get your number? And she said... 'Oh, Oey, I wish I could give you my number, but I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!' I was like, Nigga whattt!? But I was like, it's okay, you know, we are friends, so we can catch again next time. But she said, well, see you next week then! So there you go... Another heart broken, me!!! *Crying* haha, its okay! I'm a strong bitch! I didn't really care that much.

Then last week, Ninja and Jay were having a birthday party together! It was good seeing all the Thais! And the party wasn't that bad okay!? Hehe, everyone got soo drunk, but I was like, the only one alive there, kept eating and drinking! Whoo hoo! The worst part was at the end of the party, when I had to scoot back from the city to Southbank. I was carrying, a Smirnoff and a Black Label, I freakin' dropped them!!!! But only a FULL Smirnoff broke! Aghhhh!!! Yeah, that was highlight of the night!!! Eekk..

Yep, there they are, the Thais, plus Benz's girlfriend. So what were they doing in the bedroom!? Hehe, and yes, I dropped that f*cker Smirnoff!!! Aghhhh!!!

Again, the same crews, me, Bavin, Foster and Tommy are always out every Tuesday, to go to 'Cheers' in Hawthon!... I was doing this dirty dancing with this chick, and again, I have no luck with chicks these days! She gave me her number. I called her the other day, she didn't picked up, man, whats with the chicks never pick up the phone!!! Tommy got so stuffed up that night, he threw up like 7 times in the morning... Me? I went to college on the day after that, and I had 4 hours sleeps!!! And I was fine, ready to go out again!! Haha!!

Me recently, yep I've gone hotter everyday. These are the different, between different hats, and sunnies, and with out sunnies. What do you like about me!? Haha!

Alright enough of me bullcrapping, haha. Hope you're enjoying read this, its pretty long eh. Took me like an hour, holy crap! Okay, ciaos!

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Wednesday, September 15, 2004

Wed, 15 Sep 2004 16:06:29 GMT

Hey.. yo.. whats up...?

Yea, yea.. just in da mood of doing this sh*te. It's 2:44am. I've been around Crown tonight, gambling and watched "Dodgeballs". Damn funny movie, I love Ben Stiller, he's the funnest actor, and one of ma favourite mann...!

Yeah, one of the quality movie by Ben Stiller, go and watch it!

Bloody Chinese people who were sitting up the back was so annoying! TONGLAE POW PA KOWWW! What the f*ck! Why Chinese people talk so loud? Are they deaf? Haha, sorry, that was some random Chinese's sentences I made it up, just like that. And they laughed on the parts that they shouldn't be laughing, you know? That sh*ts me off, haha...

Here's some chicken wings for you, CHINESE HOHHH!!! (Hey, I got nothing against Chinese, don't get me wrong)

Dude, like seriously! This girl who I haven't met is coming and visitting Melbourne with her family, and she'll get to see me too! We have been pretty close. I'll take her on a date, hehe... Maybe we can have some chicken wings darling, haha! How romantic, NOT! For me, I'll take her to the Southbank's restaurant, you know... riverside, moon and wines with French food. IF I HAVE MONEY!! I'M BROKE! AHHHGHH...

Yeah, that's her, and that's me, haha... Geez I look good, yeah I know... hehe... I'm excited to see this girl! Don't know why laaa... Umm, well, yeah, don't know.. Wait and see!

Yo yo, yeah, Tommy my friend from year 8 'til now, he will be living with me and help me and my room mate (Tony) pay the rent, pheww, that will save me a bit of money now, whoo hoo, geez, I'm so broke right now! Dad!! SEND ME MORE MONEYYY NOWWW!!! Hehhe..

I've been written some poems lately, I don't know why, I was just in the mood of it, and I think I'm pretty good at it! Here it is...

lets drink beers

i'm sitting here alone on my little chair,
there's no one around to come and share,
theirs amusement and to spares,
theirs little time by bringing another chair.

to sit here next to me so we can talk,
there's no conversation that i can think of,
but at least you are here with me just because,
you are my friend and not a dork.

come on people lets get down here,
entertain me and drink some beers,
if you are sad just share your tears,
and we'll be fix and drink more beers!

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4 more days

i'm here waiting for you to come back,
i don't know how long will it take,
for you to clean yourself up and make,
your smell beautiful and fresh.

i don't really care what will you smell like,
because i still can hug you up tight,
and hold you just in case you might,
slip away from me and thats not right.

think about you 24/7 is just crazy,
but that what i do for living my baby,
because now i'm so steady and ready,
to see you in another 4 more days so get ready!

you might think i'm a lame ass little bitch,
but baby, you have inspired me, no sh*t,
i hope we will get along like little kids,
running around and lets have a seat.

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alcohols

i don't know how earth has been created,
there are so many sh*ts happen that bring me sadness,
i know a thing that always made me gone hammered,
that is alcohol, which brings the dizzyness.

beers, vodka, tequila, barcadi,
these things make you gone freakin' dizzy,
kalua, whisky, soda, bloody johnie,
oh sh*t, i can't mention anymore, thats it baby!

as i've said there are sh*ts happenning around me,
made me gone emotional and crazy,
the only thing that can handle this situation for me,
is drink up the sh*ts, ooh yes mamee.

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the night falls, a day starts

i'm sitting here watching outta windows,
turn my head back here and there's another windows,
the computer's screen that can see my own shadows,
god i'm a geek, what the heck am i doing ya'll?

a night has fallen, a day is about to starting,
looking around for food, just because i'm starvin,
there are no one else around and its 3:58 in the morning,
i'm writing this sh*t because i'm so boring.

thanks for people who's still up and reading this sh*t,
i hope you guys find its a bit interesting,
if not, you can turn off this sh*t, and tell your kids,
to go to bed early and don't stay up for this and thats it...

Sorry, so much of the rude words I had there, apologies, apologies, don't get too offensive...

Wow!! This is a pretty long diary eh? Hope it doesn't bored you all, well, just don't read it then, what the heck are you doing reading it!? Are you a geek!? Get off computer and go outside and running around or something, huh!? Haha, I'm kidding, please read it, pleaseeee! :P

Alright, that's it, I'm going to bed.. Going to be a big night tomorrow! I have to spend more money again!? Sh*t, maybe I won't drink at all.. Peace

Here are some art photos. They requested me, so here there are... Oey, the model, so hot right now... Bye

Thursday, August 05, 2004

Thu, 05 Aug 2004 08:28:57 GMT

Fatty Nerd!

Yeah, today I'm going talk about me being nerd. I'm being such a nerd these days. All day, all night, when I have a free time I just go on computer and look through stuffs. Especially at www.friendster.com and www.myspace.com , go and visit my Myspace page at http://profile.myspace.com/users/42049 . And tell me how nerd I am lolz!

The other reason why I've been such a nerd is. I've met a girl on Friendster. And we have been talking with each other a little by sending messages through Friendster. Now we have Skype, so all night long I just talk to her, hehehe! I'm getting to know her better and better. And soon will be seeing you Boo Boo :D. Go and download it at www.skype.com , i think... Yeah and add me on ' djoey2k ' . Haha, it's fun! And you don't have to pay for anything. It's just like a phone but nerdy style, isn't it Boo!? Hehe.. Miss you Boo Boo :)

I've been out heaps lately. Only had yesterday night off, now I'm about to go out again for Thursday night. On Monday, Jenkins and I went to Brunswick Street. Pretty cool, went to da Hip-Hop bar, waiting for the band to play, sooo long, and then they came out, and they weren't even good. We waited for 2 hours, f**k. I had a good time at Brunswick Street but I didn't think Jenkins did, bloody Thailand lover... :D

On Tuesday night, Jenkins and I went to Armadale, where all da uni, teenages people go on Tuesday night! It was really good. We had 2 jugs of beers, man, wastedd! Well, wasn't really, but fun. And then Hunter, mamama, rang us and tell us to go to Cherry Bar. He said its going off tonight! So we believed him. We went from Armadale to Cherry Bar by Taxi and that was about 30 dollars! We got there, and there were like 6 people in that bar, and we were like, Hunter you f**kwit! We waited for him to come, and we got quite angry. So we went to The Louge instead, and it was sh*t too. Jenkins and I was thinking the same thing that we should have stayed at Armadale, where there were about 200 people there! So we sneaked out and left Hunter with his friends! (How mean) Then we went to Club-X haha. We had no idea why we went, and there were no-one too, and it was about to close, so we were like, lets grab something to eat. We went to McDonald, and yeah, got back home and I talked with my Sasshh, boo boo... Hope Jenkins didn't hear what we talked about, hehe!

Boo, if you're reading this, you are a nerddd! Hehehe, umm.. I can't say that 'cause I am too!

Hope everyones having a good day.

Sign Off - Deejay Oey