Firstly, happy b-day Iain, my man. The Party was awesome, thanks for the invitation, and yes it was the best night man!! (Check out the photos at http://spaces.msn.com/members/oey2k/ )

Anyway, start of the night by went to this 'high class' bar calls, "Trader Bar" where Greg & Foster were there already. I didn't go to the ATM and get the money out, because I thought we were gonna be in short time. So I had about 5 dollars in my pocket, and I thought I could buy just 1 drink at this place. But the lowest price of beer they have was about $6.20 for Cooper! I was like, holly molly, "Greg, can I borrow a dollar 20?". It was so embarassing, I was putting my arms resting on the bar, and the lady was like, move your arms please. I was like, shieet, who does she thinks she is. And she repeted, please move your arms, and she added, "Haven't you had a Cooper before?". I was like, man, this lady thinks she so good or something. And she said, "You gotta roll the bottle like this, to get the bubble, gas whatever to comes up". And I was like, whatever lady, just want a drink dammit! But yeah, too high class for me. I didn't know shit. Greg was really drunk before the birthday party already. He had about 6 Burbourns for himself. And he gave me one. And then another beer, then another. So I spent only 5 bucks at that place, and it kept me going already.

We walked outta there, and saw the boys, Evo, McGreggor, Antoine, Nothy and etc. walking towards the place, so yes, hi! I haven't seen these boys in ages.  We walked in the place, shieet, another high class place. I took out my headband, 'cause I knew I might get kick out or something. Tah dahh, a lot of Ex-Geelong Grammar School people were there! Quite surprising, 'cause I haven't seen them in ages. First thing I saw there was a drink though. Once you grab what was on the traits, where people serving drinks, you will be drinking that for the rest of the night. I grabbed a beer. So I drank VB all night. Victoria Bitter MATE! Yes, Iain seems to have a really good time. A couple speeches from Dr. McBain, his sister, close mates and McGreggor. They were quite funny. A bitta slide shows of McBain's pictures. Hamish and I walked around a lot and see people. Actually I just change a person who I walked around with every 5 minutes or something. Jules, sam, Hamish, and etc. It was great. A lot of foods serving, and infinite drinks, hoo rey! Mrs. McBain came up to me, and she was like "Oh, you are Oeeyyyyy, rightt?" I was like, "Hey Jenny, Mrs. McBain, how are ya, you look nicee!" And she said, "Thank you, so do you, lets go and walk around see my friends!" So I walked around seeing all the moms, so I was pretty popular, knowing a lot of people who's older than me too. Haha. Funny shieet.

 

We were deciding whether if we wanna go to the after party. People said, Cubar, Cubar, which kinda far away, and the other said, The Loft! And they had this big argument, and saying that the b-day boy is going to Cubar. I was like, lets go to The Loft, its better shieet. So we went and we knew that McBain is gonna be there! So yes, he was there. Awesome party! And there was this breakdancing thing again on the dancefloor. People shouting out my name again, to go and break dance! I was like, shieet, I'm drunk, spinny, and now I have to spin more!!?? So I did, and I joined in these 2 black guys, and the other team we busting against were white people. So we totally kicked their asses then. I only knew like, 2 moves, but it just look sick. Everyone loved it. And the guy was like, man you got some moves, whats your name, and I was like "DJ OEY-STA!" Hehe.

 

The night seemed to be faded away and the time is passing late. So we just said goodbye, and happy birthday to McBain, and good nights. I walked back from Lonsdale to Southbank, that was pretty crazy. I was dressed up in suits, and this guy was like, "Nice suit, mother fucker!". And I ran, yes. Quite scary, but I got home okay. Drunk, ate Migors, and gone to bed. The End...